Zack Roberts

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Location: Hair Village
Age: 8 months, 3 weeks
Riding since: 1997
Frame: Harvester
Favorite riding:

Skreet, Bull, and Low

Sponsors:

Eastern Test, Cam'ron Villains

What's the last thing you tested for Eastern? I cant divulge such information in an open forum. 

Music? http://www.last.fm/user/zackroberts

Books? Where the Wild Things Are

Movies? Byrd and Jon's Vegas motorcycle extraviganza,  Howard the Duck and http://vimeo.com/1915744?pg=embed&sec=1915744

How long does it take you to grow a full beard? Not long enough.  5 days give or take 6. 
                  
What does it feel like to be "sooooo stoked"? Its like the wolfman howling at the moon for the first time. While huffing paint and playing connect four with Terry.    
               
Have you ever dated someone from the internet? Yeah, she got really weird and looked way too much like Bryan Byrd

How much does your chesthair weigh? Twice as much as my back hair.
                  
Do you think that you'll ever touch a live woman again? one word, roofies.  
               
What instrument do Terrorists play? The Talibanjo   
               
Who is the real Candyman and why? I'd rather not speak of him, its a part of my life ive been trying to forget for some time. 
                 
What do dreams taste like? Lavar Burton's tears.    
              
Do you think that you will kill again?  Its like eating a patato chip, cant have just one.
                  
Why don't you ever wear your Urban Vaquero shirt? I was never issued one, so guess im not really on the team.  Its okay though, those guys all suck anyway.  Actually, i'm just jealous of the real vaqueros.