For those of you who are considered outside of "the know" its probably because youre a jerk. If you do qualify to partake in this elite group, you already would be well aware that our pride and joy, your favorite bmx companys favorite bmx company, Eastern Bikes has relocated its warehouse space. Some notable facts about the new warehouse include:
A horror film was shot here
It is haunted
A man grows organic mushrooms in the basement
It is a lot sweeter than the old building
There is a softball field connected to the other end of our parking lot. UH OH
Below are a few shots from the new warehouse, please enjoy.
We doubled our space. more room to practice cowboy roaming techniques.
Meet Beavis, new warehouse help and thumbs-up activist. Keep your eyes peeled for a new employee spotlight with Beavis.
My office, where warranty wishes are granted and divorces are finalized.
At Eastern's warehouse, every order packed and shipped is sealed with our sincere appreciation for your business.
Order retrieval device.
Yea, he comes with the warranty. We stand behind our products.
Bikes dude bikes.
Early morning product testing debauchery. Busch.
Business as usual. I've never met a female that stood a chance against that look.
What, are you some kind of disrespectful life waster? Butt out.
There you have it. Eastern Bikes blowing up in 2008 and beyond. Reinstate the typewriter and listen to Abba.
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